Over the weekend, I took two of my grandchildren out for lunch. While they colored, made messes and got on each other's nerves, I daydreamed, yet caught a glimpse of a couple leaving the restaurant. He seemed collegiate and she was attractive. However, I couldn't help noticing her attire. She wore a very short skirt with quite a bit of skin showing. Her midriff top exposed her back and front and the tightness of it couldn't hide her frontal anatomy. I wondered to myself, what if, when the young man picked her up, he said "I'm sorry, but you will have to change your clothes.